Coleman 12'

i'm always thinking about things to blog about. ALWAYS. from when i'm driving to when i am shopping.

today i was just driving and i was like you know who should be the president

gary coleman

the world would be a better place if gary coleman was the president of the united states

i'm not kidding

seriously

but then i was trying to think of things that would make him a great president

or what his policies would be

and honestly i have no idea

hahahahahahhaha

maybe divorce court should get a bailout

there are so many good stories about this man

my dear friend colton once told me this one

he was at hot topic with these creepy, goth girls

and he said something to the effect of "i'd tap that ass"

gary coleman, ass tapper

brilliant

or when he hit a boy at the bowling alley

or when he came to stringhams and his credit card declined

also the time he came to stringhams and told devin ray and i to never get married

because it makes your life hell

well maybe it does if you're married to a gold digging ginger

just a thought

my best friend halie and i are going to be gary colemans papa paparazzi

and if he were the president

we'd start making the big bucks

just tell me now, kaci you are a genius

whatevs dude i'm voting for him

in fact, i'll be his campaign manager